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| Charles Scicluna |
“I
don’t know what to say, Holy Father. The damn United Nations Human Relations
panel didn’t buy one word of my testimony about pedophile priests. The UN
contends the church enabled priests to sexually assault tens of thousands of
children worldwide over decades with impunity"
Monsignor Charles
Scicluna, the chief sex crimes prosecutor for the
Roman Catholic Church
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| Pope Francis I |
“And
did we do this?”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“HA
HA HA!”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“HA HA HA!”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“Now
they want us to remove all known or suspected child molesters from the
priesthood, open our archives on abusers and the bishops who covered up for
them and—get this—turn the abuse cases over to law enforcement authorities.”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“And
will we do this?”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“HA
HA HA!”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“HA HA HA!”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“The panel also says the church has not acknowledged the extent of the crimes
and hasn’t taken the whole thing very seriously at all.”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“And
have we failed?”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“HA
HA HA!”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“HA HA HA!”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“The
panel also holds the Vatican responsibility for all priests, parishes and
Catholic schools in the world and wants us to pay compensation to all victims
of sexual abuse world wide, and all of the other victims of abuse by the church
in history, like the Magdalene Laundries and such.”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“And
will we pay out this money?”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“HA
HA HA!”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“HA HA HA!”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“But
wait, Holy Father. They aren’t done yet! The panel also wants the Vatican to allow
abortions in cases where the mother’s health is in jeopardy! And they want sex
education, including information about CONTRACEPTION
to be mandatory in Catholic schools around the world! The panel also wants us
to condemn discrimination against homosexual children or children raised by gay
couples!”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“And
will we do all of these very logical and very kind and loving things?”
Pope
Francis I
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| Charles Scicluna |
“Fuck
no.”
Monsignor
Scicluna
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| Pope Francis I |
“Damn
right we won’t. Tell the panel I said to fuck off. But don’t do it until 2017.
That’s when our response is due.”
Pope
Francis I
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