Thursday, February 20, 2014

Overheard at WalMart:


WalMart

“Oh this is bad. The food stamp program was cut and now our profits are falling because poor people shop here. Twenty percent of our customers rely on food stamp benefits to survive. Yeah, we mostly sell them cheap shit, often with questionable nutritional value, but such things are better than going hungry, aren’t they? The funny thing is a lot of the people who lost food stamp benefits are our goddam employees! And NO, we have not taken a position on the proposed federal minimum wage hike (Nod, nod; wink, wink. Know what I mean? Know what I mean?)

WalMart

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