Sunday, February 16, 2014

Overheard in Syria:


Bashar al-Assad

"You see! You have films now! LOOK at the films: I am blowing things up! I am making BOOM-BOOMs! Listen: BOOM! There goes another hundred dissidents or innocents, I don't know which and it does not matter! BOOM! Another hundred! Children this time! The Syrian Peace Talks are a failure! BOOM! Another hundred! I will never leave office and U.S. cannot make me! BOOM! Another hundred! HA HA!  You can't make me leave! BOOM! Another hundred! HA! Chemical weapons! BOOM! Another hundred!"

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

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