Friday, March 7, 2014

Overheard in Syria:


Bashar al-Assad

“Dear President Putin, my dear friend/pen pal: 

"I salute your effort to keep terrorist extremists from taking over the Ukraine, and I believe Russia taking over Crimea was the best way to keep them in their place. You are righteous dude.

”If you need any chemical weapons, let me know. I think I have some lying around.

"Chemical weapons ... HA HA HA HA ... stupid fucking Americans!"

"Hugs and kisses,

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

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