Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Overheard in Syria:


Bashar al-Assad

“Crimea! Rhymes with onomatopoeia. And maybe rhymes with Sy-re-uh, if you mispronounce the name of my country. Onomatopoeia is like this sound: SQUISH-FLIGGET! That is the noise made by five bodies landing on cement after being thrown from a 30-story building for the crime of … being CIVILIANS! Oh, I love to be me.”

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

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