Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Overheard on CNN:


John McCain

“Vladimir Putin is going to put sanctions on me for stirring shit up in the Ukraine? HA HA HA HA! I am frightened now. I will so kick his ass personally. Vladimir Putin couldn’t carry my butt plug, I mean, jock strap. I will personally go over there, goddammit, and remove his thyroid gland using nothing more than a thimble, a dog biscuit and an index card!”

Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)

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