Katrina vanden Heuvel |
“Bill
Krystol, you have made a very big mistake in your analysis of this situation.”
Katrina vanden Heuvel, pundit, editor, publisher, part-owner of the magazine The Nation, frequent 'This Week' guest and part-time dominatrix
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Bill Kristol |
“What’s
that Katrina, honey.”
Bill
Kristol, conservative
pundit and asswipe
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Katrina vanden Heuvel |
“Well,
obviously, you have again spoken without my permission, but what I refer to is
your incessant smirking off camera every time I speak. You will be meeting with
me after the show today. And stop that smiling, you little sniveling toadstool.”
Katrina
vanden Heuvel
- - -
Bill Kristol |
“Yes, Katrina. But I
do have plans…”
Bill
Kristol
- - -
Katrina vanden Heuvel |
“Yes,
you do have plans, and I just told you what they are. You will be joining me at my lair …
I mean studio … where I shall introduce you to my friends Balthazar and Razor
Head.”
Katrina
vanden Heuvel
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Bill Kristol |
“What
the hell kind of friends have names like that, Katrina?”
Bill
Kristol
- - -
Katrina vanden Heuvel |
“The
kind of friends who enjoy holding wrinkled old men in place while I drill my stiletto
heels into their flesh. Be there on time, bitch, or you will regret it.”
Katrina
vanden Heuvel
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Bill Kristol |
“Sure
Katrina. I’ll go along with the joke. What are we really going to do? Have tea?
See you later.”
Bill
Kristol
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Katrina vanden Heuvel |
“Foolish
mortal.”
Katrina
vanden Heuvel
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