Monday, March 17, 2014

Overheard on 'This Week':



Katrina vanden Heuvel

“Bill Krystol, you have made a very big mistake in your analysis of this situation.”



Katrina vanden Heuvel, pundit, editor, publisher, part-owner of the magazine The Nation, frequent 'This Week' guest and part-time dominatrix





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Bill Kristol

“What’s that Katrina, honey.”


Bill Kristol, conservative pundit and asswipe






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Katrina vanden Heuvel

“Well, obviously, you have again spoken without my permission, but what I refer to is your incessant smirking off camera every time I speak. You will be meeting with me after the show today. And stop that smiling, you little sniveling toadstool.”


Katrina vanden Heuvel



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Bill Kristol

“Yes, Katrina. But I do have plans…”
Bill Kristol






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Katrina vanden Heuvel

“Yes, you do have plans, and I just told you what they are. You will be joining me at my lair … I mean studio … where I shall introduce you to my friends Balthazar and Razor Head.”


Katrina vanden Heuvel







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Bill Kristol



“What the hell kind of friends have names like that, Katrina?”
Bill Kristol






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Katrina vanden Heuvel



“The kind of friends who enjoy holding wrinkled old men in place while I drill my stiletto heels into their flesh. Be there on time, bitch, or you will regret it.”
Katrina vanden Heuvel






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Bill Kristol


“Sure Katrina. I’ll go along with the joke. What are we really going to do? Have tea? See you later.”
Bill Kristol





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Katrina vanden Heuvel


“Foolish mortal.”


Katrina vanden Heuvel

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