Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Overheard in Texas:

Gov. Rick Perry enjoying a ... corndog


"Down here in Texas, we don't want no queers getting married, no matter what the Supreme Court or the rest of the GOP says. We can't have that in Texas. That just ain't right. Now, if a man wants to go ahead and marry a steer, well, that'd be OK. Ain't nothing unnatural about that. Some of those steers are pretty hot. Why, I've even been known to have a little taste of beef every once in a while. God Bless Texas and God Bless America!"


Gov. Rick Perry (R-Texas), a charter member of the He-Man Homo Haters Club, and outspoken opponent of same-sex marriage 

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