Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Overheard in Texas:



Jeb Bush

"I'm not even running for anything and manage to change my frigging mind just about every other day on every single issue trying to figure out what I need to say to become president, just like my big brother. I change my mind more often than Pam Anderson changes the size of her breasts. And yes, I keep track. Of her breasts, not my own flip-flops."


Jeb Bush, former governor of Florida, who is reportedly considering a run for the office of president in 2016




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George W. Bush

"I got your flip-flops, Jeb. I'm at the beach. I left you one of those voice mails in your mail box. Just opened the little door there and shouted inside. Didn't you get it?"


George W. Bush (R), former president



Pam Anderson

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"I do not change the size of my breasts. They are completely natural."

Pam Anderson, actress, model, sex tape superstar

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