"And now the U.S. Post Office wants me to give back the
$40 million in sponsorship fees they paid me. All because I doped. Well, they
can just take my left nut. Oh, wait. Then I'll have none. Slow down there,
Lance."
Lance Armstrong, cyclist, who has admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs while
winning seven Tour de France titles, which have been stripped from him
as a result. He has also lost boatloads of endorsement contracts.
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