Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Andrew Jackson

"Hey Boehner! Do you ever speak a sentence that doesn't include the phrase 'In the coming days, weeks, months, years, and decades, we will have to mull and debate this particular issue?"

Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the United States.


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John Boehner




"No, but in the coming days, weeks, months, years and decades, I can debate that with myself."

Speaker of the House John "Blame-It-All-On-Obama" Boehner, whose personal fortune is estimated at between $1.7 and $5.5 million.


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Andrew Jackson




"You so totally suck. I am embarrassed that I bothered to ask you a question. In my day, I would have shot you and been done with it."

Andrew Jackson




John Boehner
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"Well, in the coming days, weeks, months, years and decades... I will consider that as an option."

John Boehner




Andrew Jackson


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"Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Now."

Andrew Jackson


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