Overheard at 'The Hospital':

Liz Cheney

"We were allowed to use our paints yesterday. I like the way the red looks when you paint it on macaroni. It also tastes better than the green."

Liz Cheney, an extremely smug and abrasive far right wing conservative pundit steeped heavily in the politics of fear and maintaining a distance from reality. Like her father, Darth Vader, Liz has no heart and eats puppies and small children for breakfast. Unlike him, she prefers hers with ketchup.