Overheard in Texas:

George W. Bush

"No, sir, I am not going to weigh in on gay marriage. Yes, I based a whole campaign on fighting gay marriage, but I will not now wade into such treachitory waters, especially not at the dedicationary for my library. Just how stupid do you think I am? Wait. Don't answer that."

George W. Bush (R), 43rd president of the United States

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George W. Bush

"Today, I am reminded of Abraham Leaking, the great preident who fried the sleighs and said, 'It is better to sometimes...' no..."
George W. Bush

George W. Bush

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"'It is better to stay quietly alone in your room touching yourself'... no..."

George W. Bush

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George W. Bush

"'It is better to fool the thought you are having into speaking up and removing all drummers'..."
George W. Bush

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Abraham Lincoln

"Jesus Christ, W. 'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.' And I think we just proved that. For Christ's sake, it's right there on the goddam teleprompter, W. You asswipe. And Karl Rove says you are just one small step behind me in your achievements. ONE SMALL STEP? I'd like to emancipate his giant ass."
 

Abraham Lincoln, 16th president, emancipator, and renowned frontier cuddlebunny

George W. Bush

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"Thank you, Mr. President Leaking."

George W. Bush