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| John McCain |
"That's right, there may be snow on this roof, but there is still fire in the belly! I made it into and then back out of Syria armed with just a Swiss Army knife and a can of sardines. Crawled on my belly for 47.25 miles through a large field filled with cow shit and human corpses. It was a helluva sight, but a fighting man like me made it through just fine. But President Obama promised if he had to rescue me himself, AGAIN, he'd do it, so I was feeling pretty brave. The president even dug out his used chopsticks and bad Vietnamese accent out just in case he needed to mount another 'Save John McCain' Mission, though that Vietnamese accent might not have worked very damn well in Syria. Ya know, I hadn't thought of that until now."
Sen. John McCain
(R-Arizona) whose net worth is somewhere between $3.2 and $15.2
million. He is best known for being angry, though as of late, he appears
to be receiving regular shots of testosterone.
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| Jay Carney |
"Of course the White House knew Sen. McCain was going into and back out of Syria. We're the goddam White House. We know everything! Er, uhm.... EXCEPT about the bad stuff like when the IRS targets TEA Party organizations. Didn't have a fucking clue about that one. Nosiree."
Jay Carney, White House spokesperson
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