Overheard in Texas:

Rick Perry

"The poor people of Texas don't want ANY Obamacare, goddammit! They can just keep going to the ER like we taught them and then the costs can be covered by regular people with regular jobs paying regular taxes. That's how we do things down here in Texas. And you all thought I was a moron."

Gov. Rick Perry (R-Texas), valedictorian of his high school special needs class and Eagle Scout.