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| Mitch McConnell |
“So I’m frightened Obamacare is
going to succeed, am I? Pay attention people, there is not much chance of that
happening in this lifetime.”
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune
is estimated at $50 million.
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| John Boehner |
“Nope. We ain’t afraid of no
‘bamacare. We have not been planning any obstructionist efforts either. Not a
one. Nope. Zilcho.”
Speaker of the House John Boehner, whose personal fortune is estimated at between $1.7 and
$5.5 million.
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“Jesus Christ! You talk too fucking
much every fucking time, Johnny Boner. No wonder your mother gave you that nickname.”
Sen. McConnell
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| John Boehner |
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“Sorry Mitch. I do have a big mouth
and often regret sharing too much information. I’ve been that way since I was a
kid. I can’t help it. I wasn’t breastfed long enough.”
Rep. Boehner
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| Mitch McConnell |
“There, there now, Johnny Boner,
stop the goddam blubbering. Jesus Christ. But what in the fuck does
breastfeeding, or a lack thereof, have to do with running your damn mouth and
revealing too much information all the time?”
Sen. McConnell
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| John Boehner |
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“My therapist wasn’t quite clear on
that but it has something to do with talking being a substitute oral fixation
stemming from my childhood of limited oral satiation.”
Rep. Boehner
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“You know that is bullshit on a
stick, right? Next he will tell you that you can’t stop staring at flagpoles
because you have a small dick. You are too stupid to even stand next to me. Get away before the stupid rubs off on me. Go
the fuck away.”
Sen. McConnell
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| John Boehner |
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“That thing about the flag pole? He already told me that. Stop making fun of me! Jeez,
you’re fucking mean, Mitch. Maybe YOU weren’t breastfed long enough either.”
Rep. Boehner
