Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Sasha and Barack Obama

"Daddy, why do those NRA guys hate you so much? Is it because we are black? Will I have to deal with that kind of hatred someday? Or are they so mean to you for some reason I don't know about? Do you really want to take away their guns?"

Sasha Obama

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"I don't really understand them, Sasha. No, I don't want their guns. Never have. I think some people just need someone to hate and my ears make me a pretty big target. I'm afraid you will have to deal with some of this kind of thing when you grow up, but probably not as much as me. Your ears aren't nearly as big as mine."

President Obama

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Ann Coulter

"Goddammit! I am out of hormones again. By 5 p.m., I'll have stubble showing and my Adam's apple will be sticking out a mile. Fuck!"

Ann Coulter, author, pundit, Cruella DeVille impersonator, and America's favorite transsexual

Cruella DeVille

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President Obama

"I'll bet you'll get better service under Obamacare, bey-otch. It will even offer great service to transsexuals like you."

President Barack Obama

Ann Coulter

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"Don't even talk to me about Obamacare! Screw you, Mr. Socialist."

Ann Coulter

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President Obama

"I love it when you talk dirty Ann, especially when you say 'fuck.' You know how we men of color go for white women--especially if they are bat shit fuck crazy and originally were men. Mmmmmm, hmmmmmm, hmmmmm. White sugar."

President Obama