Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Barack Obama

"I can't make the Republicans in the House and Senate behave. It's kind of like Smokey Bear says. Remember, 'Only you can prevent forest fires?' Well only you can prevent these shitheads in Congress from continuing their fucktarded behavior."

President Barack Obama
Smokey


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"Mr. President?....  Don't drag me into this bullshit or I'll hit you with my shovel. I do enough for this goddam country."

Smokey Bear

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