Monday, April 29, 2013

Overheard Off Sesame Street:



Kermit the Frog

"Boy I sure feel bad about all those people who died at that factory in Bangladesh, Big Bird. What a terrible tragedy for all of those people and their families. Why, if George Harrison was still alive, he'd probably have another concert there, 'Concert for the People in Bangladesh's Factories'."

Kermit the Frog


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Big Bird



"Do you really thing so, Kermit? That would be so great. Too bad he's dead. That first concert was awesome. It was no 'Live Rust,' but it was great."


Big Bird

 
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Kermit the Frog

 
"I think all of Elmo's stuff is made there, that little red prick.
If only people knew what an 'Elmo's-Gotta-Maximize-Profits-By-Exploiting-the-Third-World-Child-Labor-Market' kind of Muppet he is, I bet his popularity would drop.

And so would his profits."
Kermit the Frog


Big Bird
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"Yeah, tickle THIS, Elmo."

Big Bird










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