Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Overheard Off Sesame Street:


Kermit the Frog

"Hey Big Bird, wanna hear something really surprising? The United States just captured its Number One Most Wanted Child Pornography Suspect. He was on the famous TEN MOST WANTED list. They caught him in Nicaragua or some damn place. HOORAY for the FBI! I'm sure glad that rat bastard never spent time on OUR street!"

Kermit the Frog


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Big Bird

"So what's so surprising about that, Kermit?"
Big Bird



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Kermit the Frog






"The guy wasn't a Catholic priest, Big Bird, that's what is so goddam surprising."
Kermit the Frog







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