Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Overheard in Boston:


Mitt Romney

"Remember Romneycare? That amazing beloved creation in Massachusetts used as the model for Obamacare, which most people seem to hate. Those Boston bombing victims? They will receive little or no bills for the medical care they received in that horrible incident. That's what Romneycare does, and that's pretty much what Obamacare will do if you don't fuck it up first. Oh wait... did I just admit that?"

Willard "Mitt" Romney, former GOP candidate for president, former governor of Massachusetts, who believes 47 percent of Americans are leeches upon society. Romney's personal fortune is somewhere between $80 and $250 million.

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