Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Overheard on 'The 700 Club':


Pat Robertson

"Islam equals Nazi-ism.
"Just like:

  • Up equals down.
  • Penis equals vagina.
  • Television equals radio.
  • Trees equal pigeons
  • Ants equal cars.
  • My ass equals three eggs.
  • Brooms equal doorknobs.
  • Shit equals piss.
  • White equals black.

"WAIT! Scratch that one, goddammit! Black will never be equal to white"

Pat Robertson, media mogul, former minister, renown collector of liver spots and God's best friend

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