Overheard on the Radio:

You Know Who, the talking dog

"Meeester Limbaugh, why do you hate the idea of immigration reform so much? Why don't you like us Hispanics? What did we ever do to you?"

You Know Who, the famous talking dog

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Rush Limbaugh

"I don't have anything against Hispanics. The crew that does my 100-acre lawn is amazing, and my maids are not only incredibly beautiful, they are real workhorses. I love the Hispanics I employ."

Rush Limbaugh

You Know Who, the talking dog

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"Then Meeester Rush, why are you stirring the pot and saying all of those mean and loco things on your radio show?"

You Know Who, the famous talking dog

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Rush Limbaugh

 "I am just opposed to the Democrats enrolling 11 million new party members—which it will do when they get here, 'cuz everyone knows Hispanics don't vote Republican. And when they do get here, the ones that don't steal jobs from hardworking REAL  Americans—the people who listen to my show—and those that don't, will end up on welfare and strain all of the resources of this great country. And I'm also sentimental—I don't want salsa pie to replace apple pie on America's list of favorite things, you hairless little fucker."

Rush Limbaugh

You Know Who, the talking dog

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"Meeester Rush, you are a very strange man. If people are leeestening to your show in the daytime, they probably don't have jobs. You will think better if you eat more Mexican food—at Taco Bell, of course."

You Know Who, the famous talking dog

Rush Limbaugh

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"Do they serve tequila there? I love me some tequila."

Rush Limbaugh

You Know Who, the talking dog

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"That proves it, Meeester Rush: worms really do like tequila."

You Know Who, the famous talking dog