Friday, April 12, 2013

Overheard on the Airwaves:



Tony Perkins

"President Obama is creating a special watch list designed to ensure Catholics and evangelical Christians can't buy guns. That's what all this federal background checks nonsense is about—keeping good Christians from having the weaponry they need to kill people they don't like."


Family Research Council President Tony Perkins



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Glenn Beck
"I can top that. I think President and Michelle Obama are going to overtake our government and make it into a monarchy and then cut off the heads of all good hardworking American gun owners. They are going to take everyone's guns, melt them down and build a giant guillotine, and that's what they will use for the beheadings. It will be so big it will cut off the heads of thousands of people at one time. And the only way to stop that from happening is to fight for our Second Amendment rights. NOW! Let's save AMERICA!"


Glenn Beck, conservative commentator, pundit, hero to fucktards everywhere




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Rush Limbaugh
"I can top that, you fucking amateurs: I believe President Obama is an alien and plans to take away all of the guns so that his species can come here and take over the world. But before he does that, President Obama will personally be sterilizing all Americans via Obamacare to ensure there will be no new generations of Americans to rise up against these aliens and reclaim our planet. And that's why they have cut back on space exploration: they don't want us to know about the ships that are amassing just outside our atmosphere. Now I just tied together guns, Obamacare, and space exploration—you top that."
  

Rush Limbaugh, conservative radio commentator who earns $40 million per year and has an estimated net worth of $350 million, proving he is a salt-of-the-earth man-of-the-people type of guy.

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