Sunday, May 12, 2013

Overheard in Heaven:


Jesus Christ

"Oh.... Franny. How wonderful! You've named hundreds of new saints! All sorts of martyrs, a teacher, a nurse... but again, you fail to recognize the thousands of children who survived sexual assaults by YOUR priests. There are no greater saints than those survivors. Since you have been ignoring my wishes on this, I am going back to my original recommendation: the Catholic Church MUST establish a worldwide network of counseling services for those victims and ALL victims of pedophiles WORLDWIDE. The church will MAINTAIN this counseling service for as long as it has been covering up child sexual assaults, and moving known pedophile priests to new locations. So what do you say—about 500 years? That is the ONLY way to make this right, Franny, thus sayeth yours truly. You're getting off easy, Franny. I don't like to be ignored."

Jesus Christ, son of God, responding to Pope Francis I's naming of a series of new saints.

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