Overheard in Hollywood:

The Bieb

M-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M! Germany took my monkey and
won’t give it back!

Justin Bieber, teen hearthrob, whiner

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The Bieb's Mom

"I don’t want you spanking your monkey anyway, Justin, especially not in Germany. They'll put you in a concentration camp. And we’ve talked about this: if you spank your monkey, you will go blind, lose your hair and get warts. Leave your MONKEY alone!"

Pattie Mallette, mother of the young singing sensation.

The Bieb

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"Mom, we've been through this a
hundred times. Don't talk about that
stuff in public."

 Justin Bieber