Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Overheard at the Vatican:


Angry Jesus

"POPE FRANCIS! You just had a priest in Pennsylvania indicted for possession of child pornography—LOTS of child pornography—and one in New Jersey arrested for hanging around with children when he was ORDERED not to do so. And both of them, were among those YOUR church shielded and moved around from parish to parish for years and years in some perverted game of Three-Card Monty. When in the FUCK are you going to get off your saggy ass and start doing something! Leave the poor alone for a while. They will still be hungry when you get back. Now it the time to do something for sexual assault survivors."

Jesus Christ, son of God

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