Overheard in Pennsylvania:

Tom Corbett

"Drugs are responsible for the unemployment rate in my state of Pennsylvania. Everyone is so damn stoned, they can't get off the couch and get a job. If they weren't so stoned, they would probably find a good minimum wage job without health care benefits and live in squalor and poverty. If it was good enough for their parents, why isn't it good enough for them?"

Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett (R)