Overheard on the '700 Club':

Pat Robertson

"If the women out there would just take a lesson from the whores of Babylon, from the ho's out there walking 42nd Street in New YORK City and pretty themselves up, give a few blow jobs FOR NO GOOD REASON WHATSOEVER and pretend to like it, and maybe stop being such outright be3y-othches, MAYBE their husbands wouldn't be so quick to stray. Men can't help it, but women can learn to fuck like banshees. Watch some porn! Learn how, for God's sake! That's the real reason God created the Internet! So women could learn things, dammit!"

Pat Robertson, media mogul, former minister, renown collector of liver spots and God's best friend.