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| Michael Burgess |
"I
think abortion should be banned after 15 weeks, because I have seen films of
male fetuses masturbating at that age. I have watched those films very
intently, very carefully, and very frequently. In my view, if they are old
enough to be bopping their tiny little bolognas, they are old enough to be
spared from the abortionists.”
Rep.
Michael Burgess (R-Texas), a former OB-GYN
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| Sigmund Freud |
“You, Rep. Burgess, are the worst kind of
moron: you have a title and you speak with conviction, so a lot of people with
no brains of their own will immediately believe you. But trust me, while an
occasional fetus might touch their genitalia and like it--doesn't everybody?--you do not see many
fetuses who are chronic masturbators. Next thing you know, you will be trying
to convince us the little fetuses have little DVD players in the womb and watch porn, just so
they can masturbate all of the time. That is just so silly. It just doesn’t work that way, you bumblefuck. People for
whom the need to masturbate is a chronic condition usually are male and look…
an AWFUL lot like you. They even sound like you and dress like you. Do you by
any chance still live with your mother? In her basement, perhaps? Not that there is anything wrong with
that. Did you really used to deliver babies for a living? Were they masturbating as they made their entrance into this world? Do you smoke a lot
of crack? Is that why you stopped delivering babies?”
Sigmund Freud, famous psychiatrist
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