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| Harry Reid |
"Thanks
for getting me into trouble with the president yesterday, Mitch. You really are
a cocksucker, you know
that right?"
that right?"
Sen.
Harry Reid (D-Nevada)
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| Mitch McConnell |
"Yes,
and you are a motherfucker."
Sen.
Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
|
| Harry Reid |
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"Actually,
that's correct. Last night, it was your mother."
Sen.
Reid
|
| Mitch McConnell |
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"We've
been through this before. She is dead. Go ahead. Make fun of a dead woman. That's your style."
Sen.
McConnell
|
| Harry Reid |
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"And
that stops me from fucking her why? The things I did to her corpse last night are
illegal in eight southern states, and that's saying something."
Sen.
Reid
|
| Mitch McConnell |
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"I
know. I saw the photos."
Sen.
McConnell
|
| Harry Reid |
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"The
photos?"
Sen.
Reid
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| Mitch McConnell |
"Yes.
My mother's eternal resting place is equipped with a motion sensitive camera.
So when you dug up her casket, the photos started, and they continued through
your whole escapade. By the way, was it a cold night? I think they have some
pills that could help you with your, uhm, iron deficiency. Down in Kentucky, they wouldn't even call that a penis. They'd throw it back for being undersized."
|
| Harry Reid |
Sen.
McConnell
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"Fuck you. Where
are these photos now?"
Sen.
Reid
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| Mitch McConnell |
"I
sent them to your hometown newspaper, Harry baby! I told them to use the
headline, 'Local Boy Discovers Necrophilia!'"
Sen.
McConnell
|
| Harry Reid |
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"Nice."
Sen.
Reid
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| Mitch McConnell |
"Now
get out of here and leave me alone. And watch out for hidden cameras the next
time you want to violate a corpse. Pervert.
"And the name of today's lesson was, 'If a hidden camera is involved, make goddam you are behind it and the lens is not pointed at YOU, especially if a rotting corpse is involved.' What a dumbass."
Sen.
McConnell
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