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| Rick Santorum |
“Jesus Christ doesn’t love me? I
don’t believe it. I know he was just playing around when he said that. Jesus is
such a kidder.”
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| Jesus Christ |
Rick Santorum
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“No,
I’m really not kidding, Rick. I'm with Rachel Maddow on this one: You are a sanctimonious bible-thumping misogynist.”
Jesus
Christ
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| Rick Santorum |
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“I KNOW you are kidding Jesus! How could you
love everyone EXCEPT me! That's unheard of! I am America's favorite Roman Catholic!”
Rick Santorum
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| Jesus Christ |
“Not loving you is the easy part, Ricky. Admitting it is a lot
tougher. Father makes me go to Hater’s Anonymous meetings—HA!—all because of you. But Rick, do you ever listen to the words that come out of your mouth? Must not, because if you did, you’d understand why it is possible for even me, Jesus Christ, the son of God, to hate you.”
tougher. Father makes me go to Hater’s Anonymous meetings—HA!—all because of you. But Rick, do you ever listen to the words that come out of your mouth? Must not, because if you did, you’d understand why it is possible for even me, Jesus Christ, the son of God, to hate you.”
Jesus
Christ
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| Rick Santorum |
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“Nah! You’re just kidding. I know you better than you know yourself. Did Gov.
Perry put you up to this?”
Rick Santorum
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