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| Pope Francis I |
“How
nice! The football team known as Penn State will be traveling to Ireland to
open their season! Perhaps while the coaches are there, the members of the Catholic clergy there can offer them a few
pointers on how to better control and conceal the sexual assault of children for hundreds of years! We are always glad to help our
brethren!”
Pope
Francis I
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| Joe Paterno |
“That is a terrible thing to say,
Pope. But Jesus Christ! Why didn’t you bastards offer the administrators at Penn State that information about 20 years ago? If they
had known that… Maybe... That’s it. I’m canceling my subscription.”
Joe Paterno, legendary Penn State football coach, first-class enabler.
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| Pope Francis I |
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“You
are a Roman Catholic. You can’t 'cancel your subscription.' And by the way, your tithe has
been a little bit low for a while now.”
Pope
Francis I
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| Joe Paterno |
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“First off, I’m Joe Paterno, pope. You work for
me. And secondly, how the hell am I supposed to tithe. I’m in hell, asshole.”
Joe Paterno
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| Pope Francis I |
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“What?
You mean there really is such a place? I thought that was just pretend! Holy shit! We priests are fucked.”
Pope
Francis I
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| Joe Paterno |
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“From what they tell me down here,
that is the plan, at least on a daily basis, for all of eternity.”
Joe Paterno
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