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| Marco Rubio |
“FUCK! I am taking a lot of heat for
voting in favor of the Immigration Overhaul bill. I need to do something to
rally my fundamentalist Christian followers… what to do, what to do. I KNOW! I
will introduce a bill banning abortion from 20 weeks on, that’s one month
earlier than it is now. I don’t know if it will pass, but I’ll get a lot of
press and I can spin it as the hardworking GOP guy battling the godless
Democrats to try and save the lives of innocent babies the Democrats would
rather kill! If I can figure out how to tie late-term abortions to Nancy
Pelosi, I think I can get the ban approved, because a majority of conservative
Republicans just hate poor Nancy. Thank heavens… I am so much smarter than I
look.”
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida), the great non-white hope of the GOP, whose net worth is estimated at somewhere
between $-370,000 and $300,000. (The negative sign is not a typo.)
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