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| The TEA Party |
“Rubio, you are toast! YOU supported
immigration reform! Come next election, you are dead meat!”
The TEA Party
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| Marco Rubio |
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"Who the fuck are you?"
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida)
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| The TEA Party |
"We are the TEA Party, dickhead. This is what we look like underneath our human costumes. Notice how we all stand up straight and walk in a very straight line. We are very rigid and unable to march out of sync. We all follow the same rules and like the same things. No individuality is acceptable in our party."
The TEA Party
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| Marco Rubio |
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“But you used to love me! I was one
of your darlings!”
Sen. Rubio
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| The TEA Party |
“You changed Marco. It’s you; not us. We can't change. We are unable to change. Ever. About anything. We can't even change our underwear.”
The TEA Party
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| Marco Rubio |
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“But I love teabagging! Ask my wife or the gardener! They'll tell you! How can you
go away and leave me like this? I don’t know if I can go forward without you!”
Sen. Rubio
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| The TEA Party |
“You probably can’t. Suck it up,
Jethro. You are the one who did the flipping and the flopping, not us. Stop going commando. That might help.”
The TEA Party
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