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| Mitch McConnell |
“Goddamit, I am
losing my death grip on the Senate GOP. I can’t tolerate not being the most
important man in every room! My ego will just turn into a black hole and suck
the entire universe into itself. Now how do I get back on top? It’s all the
fault of that jackass John McCain. Oh, and ‘Mr. BULLSHIT’ himself, Bob Corker.
When is the last time you’ve heard Corker’s name? Exactly! But he is now famous
for yelling ‘BULLSHIT’ at me. Well, let me tell you all one thing: I am
probably the most evil person in the world next to Dick Cheney, and I will be
back on top in no time. You all can take that straight to the bank. Or donate
it to my campaign fund.”
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune
is estimated at $50 million.
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