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| Vladimir Putin |
“You want political sanctuary in
Russia? You want come to Russia after making public the secret spy activities
of the United States and United Kingdom? You want us to save you from Uncle
Sam? Do you realize that if you were to do that very same bullshit here in
Russia, we would start by cutting off your toes, then your fingers, and then we
might remove a rib or two—through the skin. We do not tolerate, what you say,
'secret-tellers.' The only reason I even consider this is to piss off African
warrior President Mr. Obama. I tired of him riding high horse. And if Russia accepts you, you must stop releasing information you possess that would damage our good partner, the United States.”
Russian President Vladimir Putin
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| Edward Snowden |
“Yes, I understand, just please
protect me! They are coming! I can feel it!”
America's favorite former defense contractor Edward Snowden, presently
sitting at a Russian airport seeking status anywhere as a political
refugee.
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| Vladimir Putin |
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“You Americans and your 'feelings.' NYET! I will ponder this, my nogoodnik
friend. When I have decision, I know where to find you.”
President Putin
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