Friday, July 12, 2013

Overheard on MSNBC:


Rick Santorum


“The GOP isn’t being radical in its efforts to make abortions nearly impossible for women to get safely! We are on a mission of love… love for the women who decide not to abort… and love for the little babies that will grow up in poverty and squalor—unless they are sold to the highest bidder, of course. Babies are God’s will and we need to embrace that.”

Rick Santorum



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Rachel Maddow
“Love? LOVE? You do not have the most basic understanding of that concept. You are a sanctimonious bible-thumping misogynist who cannot stand to have women making their own decisions about their own bodies. Right now what you are doing in Texas is placing yourself at the center of a controversy just to perhaps give you a better position from which to launch your 2016 presidential campaign because there is not one other reason for you to be in Texas. You are encouraging an obstructionist action by Texas lawmakers—an action that cannot withstand a court challenge because it is unconstitutional. You have a law degree. You know that. And yet, here you are encouraging your Texas cronies to enact something they will spend hundreds of thousands of dollars defending while countless women undergo back alley abortions and risk their lives. You don’t love women; you don’t love unaborted babies. You love yourself, Sen. Santorum.”
Rachel Maddow



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Rick Santorum





“Oh yeah? Well you know what?  You’re a lesbian! What do you know about babies?”

Rick Santorum




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Rachel Maddow



“According to the rumors, you are very aware of just how easy it is to find semen, Sen. Santorum. People leave it everywhere! I can borrow or buy it in about a zillion places and BAM! I’d be pregnant—if that’s what I chose to do. And the key word is choice, asshole. Let’s see you find a uterus that chooses to accept your donation to the process as easily. I don’t think you will. I’m surprised your wife was willing. What did you use? Roofies?”
Rachel Maddow

Rick Santorum


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“Oh yeah? Well… you’re a lesbian!”

Rick Santorum


Rachel Maddow
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“Yeah, I am. And I am damn good at it. Wanna see some nude photos of me and my partner, be-yotch?”
Rachel Maddow






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