Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Overheard in Moscow:


Vladimir Putin

“I do not know why Mr. Edward Snowden withdrew his petition for political asylum. I think he would have made good Russian.  I think he is a pussy boy who doesn't know joke when he hears one. We were only kidding when we told him that if he was given political refugee status, he would have to stop leaking documents about United States or we would cut off his hands. We wouldn’t do that. Cutting them off would be kindness compared to breaking them in 194 places and then allowing gangrene to set it before cutting them off. Now that would be Russian punishment. Ho ho ho.” 


Russian President Vladimir Putin

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