Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Overheard in New York:


Timothy Dolan

“Yeah, it’s true. The six thousand pages of internal documents the Milwaukee Catholic diocese was ordered to turn over show that I personally shielded pedophile priests and transferred them from parish to parish. I also transferred $57 million in funds out of our accounts and the diocese then declared bankruptcy due to those damn child sexual assault survivors and their damn lawsuits. We told those goddam kids to keep their mouths shut. Some altar boys they turned out to be.”

Archbishop of New York and former archbishop of Milwaukee Timothy Dolan, America's favorite shielder of pedophiles. During the ceremonies surrounding the selection of Pope Francis I, Dolan was a favorite interviewee for network news programs because of his outgoing personality. No word on how many interviews are scheduled following the document release.

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