Sunday, July 7, 2013

Overheard in Moscow:



Vladmir Putin

"We do not want this Mr. Snowden here any more. It is time for him to go someplace else. He has not had a shower in two weeks and is quite unpleasant to be around and he is giving us bad publicity. My 'Q' rating is going down because of him. Venezuela has offered him asylum and that is where he should go. I don't know how he is going to get there, but this is a problem for him, not Russia. Not Putin. Perhaps he can try saying, 'Beam me up, Scotty.' See? I watch the TV sometimes. I am cool guy."


Russian President Vladimir Putin

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