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| Barack Obama |
“Hey McConnell! Everything
I read says you are afraid that you will lose your seat in the Senate in 2014.The Democrats claim you are shaking in your shoes and soiling yourself just at
the thought of having to run an actual campaign.”
President Barack Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
“Well,
don’t believe everything you read, Mr. President. I certainly don’t. You should know that better than
anyone. ”
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
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| Barack Obama |
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“I
didn’t believe it was accurate, Sen. McConnell. It sort of sounded like wishful
thinking to me. You do not seem to be the kind of man who soils himself over
anything.”
President Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“No,
no I don’t. Haven't in years. But, boy, it’s too bad about Vice President Biden.”
Sen. McConnell
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| President Obama |
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“What
about Joe? I've been in Africa the past week and he and I haven't touched base.”
President Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
“Well,
I read this morning that he has a real problem with soiling himself. The report
said he was asked how bad the problem was and he responded, ‘Depends.’ I think he was referring to that brand of adult diapers. Too bad. He’s a pretty young
guy to be faced with that.”
Sen. McConnell
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| President Obama |
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“Jesus
Christ! Why didn’t he mention this to me?”
President Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
“Well,
according to the story, he said he was afraid to tell you out of fear you’d
kick him off the ticket in 2012 and instead go with someone younger who HASN’T
had brain damage from mercury poisoning.”
Sen. McConnell
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| President Obama |
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“He
never told me he felt this way. I’ve gotta find him and get
this straightened
out. Thanks, Sen. McConnell.”
President Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“Am I that good a liar or is he the most gullible thing on two legs? I better get the hell out of here before
Biden comes to find me, because HE will hit me. Those Irish Roman Catholic
pricks know how to fight. I guess they learn how when trying to beat up the
priest who is sexually assaulting them. Biden has a pretty wicked right
uppercut.”
Sen. McConnell
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