Friday, November 1, 2013

Overheard on Sen. Pat Toomey's Cellphone:


Brian Sims



"HEY PAT! So what are you going to do? Support the proposed federal legislation that would make it illegal—throughout the entire United States—for anyone to be fired on the basis of sexual orientation? Or will you let your legendary homophobia keep you from voting for equal treatment of all citizens?"

Pennsylvania state Rep. Brian Sims (D-Philadelphia)








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Pat Toomey



 
"I am undecided about that one."

Sen. Pat Toomey (R-Pennsylvania), arch conservative and visually one-half a chromosome away from riding the short bus permanently.




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Brian Sims





"Uhm... what's to decide? You are either against workplace discrimination on the basis of where someone puts their penis or vagina, or you are not. Doesn't seem like much of a decision, Sen. Toomey. I know I'm just a gay man, but the logic and fairness of it seems obvious, even to a heterosexual man such as yourself."
Rep. Sims






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Pat Toomey




"What did you just call me?"
Sen. Toomey






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Brian Sims



"A heterosexual man?"
Rep. Simms








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Pat Toomey




"God damn right, and don't you forget it, fairy pants."
Sen. Toomey

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