Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Overheard at a crack house off La Cienega Boulevard in Hollywood, CA:

  "Some people might be confused because I have no problem blowing a sailor for $5 but I won't do 'Dancing with the Stars' for $550,000, but I say a girl has to have standards." Lindsay Lohan



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"Yeah, like standards—they're hot. I have standards, like, I don't need the money so I don't charge sailors—they're hot, too." Paris Hilton.



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"By the way, Paris, what time does the fleet get in at Long Beach?" Lohan.




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