Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Overheard in the U.S. Senate:


Marco Rubio

“Shhhhhhhhh… Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been going around and telling all my best buds to vote against the Immigration reform bill that the Gang of Eight—which I was a part of—developed. Most of all, don’t tell my grandma the immigrant. She will Kick. My. Ass.”

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida), the great non-white hope of the GOP, whose net worth is estimated at somewhere between $-370,000 and $300,000. (The negative sign is not a typo.) Rubio's grandparents are Cuban immigrants. Rubio also has been serving since January 2011.

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