Overheard in the Supreme Court:

Donald Rumsfeld

"Ha, Ha, HA. Ho, Ho, HO. 

And a couple of tra-la-la's

You can't sue my ass today

No matter how much it hurt.

"Hey. don't expect rhymes. I'm the former secretary of defense. not some goddam lyricist."

Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, who cannot be sued for his role in torturing prisoners under a ruling by the U.S. Supreme Court. 

Jesus Christ

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"And I wept."

Jesus Christ, son of God