 |
| Ted Cruz |
"It
is President Obama's fault if we don't pass immigration reform. Yes, that's
right. It's his fault. "
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
 |
| John McCain |
- - -
"And
why exactly would that be, Sen. Cruz?"
Sen. John
McCain (R-Arizona)
|
| Ted Cruz |
- - -
"Because
he is a dick."
Sen.
Cruz
- - -
|
| John McCain |
"Sen.
Cruz! I am shocked at you. No one should ever call thepresident a dick. Don't you know the meaning of the word propriety? I
think you and I need to step outside for a minute. I didn't like you when you
worked for the George W. Bush campaign, and I don't like you now. You were a shifty little cocksucker then, and you've never lost the taste for it. You are
looking at a man who can remove a kidney using just a fish hook, two thimbles,
and a shot of vanilla extract. From what I hear, you can live a long time with
just one kidney and I want you to test the theory. So come on. Let's go outside."
Sen. McCain
|
| Ted Cruz |
- - -
"I'm
not going outside with you."
Sen.
Cruz
|
| John McCain |
- - -
"Why
not, Mr. Big Mouth?"
Sen. McCain
- - -
|
| Ted Cruz |
"Because
you are one crazy bastard and just might do what you are threatening to
do."
Sen.
Cruz
- - -
|
| John McCain |
"Pussy.
That's the trouble with you younger guys. You like totalk the smack, but you
are just little Nancy boys on the inside. I'm going outside, with or without
you. If you aren't out there in 10 minutes, I'll be waiting when you do arrive,
you walking vagina."
Sen. McCain
|
| Ted Cruz |
- - -
"Can't
we make him settle down a bit?"
Sen.
Cruz
- - -
 |
| Mitch McConnell |
"Good
luck with that, laughing boy. You're the one who stirred him up. You try to reason
with him. He does know how to remove a kidney, though. I'll show you my scar next time we're in the shower room."
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
- - -
|
| Ted Cruz |
"No
can do. I like to piss off people from a distance. I don't get beat up as often."
Sen.
Cruz
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