Overheard in the U.S. House:

Louie Gohmert

“Fuck the food stamp recipients. I can’t stand them. They can all go back to Mexico, Africa, and the Middle East. Bunch of lazy drug addicts relying on Uncle Sam to feed them. The gravy train ends now.”

U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert.

 

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“Please, sir, can I have some more?”

Oliver Twist

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Louie Gohmert

“Why are you asking ME this? Who are you? Do you represent agri-business? Corporate farms? Big mega-corporations involved in food production? No? You are just a poor, hungry kid? Then you can't have any more. Buzz the fuck off, kid. The public spigot is turned off. Now get out of here. Shouldn’t you be hungry and in bed by now?”

Rep. Gohmert

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“Nice.”

Oliver Twist