Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Michele Bachmann

“Congress needs to spank President Obama and take away his magic wand. He plays with it too much, anyway—all men do—and we don’t want him using it to create any more Democrat voters.”

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota)



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Lindsey Graham




“President Obama does need a good spanking, Rep. Bachmann, and I want to be the one who doles it out. Oh, dear me; I’m all aquiver! And I also wanna be the one who rips his magic wand right out of his hands. I can’t WAIT to wrap my hands around his magic wand. I’ve wanted that for YEARS. Now this is the kind of Congress we should have: one where bad, bad boys like our Barack should be SPANKED.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)

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