Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Overheard in Moscow:



Vladimir Putin

“Mr. Spyboy Snowden has applied for temporary asylum in Russia. We will consider request. This is all fault of African warrior President Mr. Obama. If he had not canceled Spyboy’s passport, he could have went someplace else. We really don’t want him here, but what else can we do? I would tell you I feel sorry for the guy, but you all know that would be bullshit.
Huh.
'Spyboy.' That was the name of Emmylou Harris' band during the first Lilith Fair tour in 1997. I was there. Sarah McLachlan winked at me. I told you: I am cool hip righteous dude.”



Russian President Vladimir Putin

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